Summary

True Random Number Generators (TRNG) have been a goal of designers for decades, with techniques commonly used which attempt to take advantage of the randomness inherent in noise or radioactivity. Often these TRNG designs deliver numbers which are provably non-random, and the resultant stream needs to be further processed, or combined with other TRNG streams to improve the overall results.

Of particular interest is a device or design which delivers true “winning” numbers1, or numbers that are the winning numbers in a game of chance, for example a state-run lottery.

 

Introduction

The key to the TWNG (true winning number generator) was to develop an entirely new method of temporal vision, which allows for the future winning numbers to be detected before they are issued.

The problem up until now has been the basic limitations of the speed of light, and the time horizon, which state that time travel is really impossible. Since we do not actually want to go to the future, all we want is to know some information from the future, it was discovered that quantum entanglement of qubits could be used to communicate a future winning number sent into the past (or now).

We call this the Qu2-Ball™ (pronounced: Qu squared Ball) predictive analysis method. As opposed to earlier methods, namely the Screw-Ball method, the Qu2-Ball method lends itself to an efficient implementation in 10,000 XC5VLX330T devices.

 

Use Models

Once the arrays are assembled, and the power supplies turned on, and the configurations downloaded, a stream of entangled winning numbers is generated at a rate of one per minute. Unfortunately, it is unknown where these numbers are the winning numbers, or even in what order they are the winning numbers, or in which lottery in what future, but every single number will appear in some future lottery as a winning one.
 
Summary

Rather than waste vast amounts of electricity on something silly like sequencing the genome, the TWNG array performs a quantum mechanical miracle that is validated on an ongoing basis by looking at all of the lottery results as they come in, and saying “I knew that”.

 

Reference:
(1)  http://www.your-winning-numbers.com/lottery/index.asp

 

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Austin Lesea